Obama’s Sidekick Pick

August 11th, 2008

Aug. 8, 2008–If you watch TV or go to the movies, you’re already pretty familiar with the black sidekick. From Rochester to Robin Quivers, there is frequently at least one African American in the crew to provide a little flavor and a little, um, color. Spenser: For Hire had Hawk, Bruce Springsteen had Clarence Clemons, and Han Solo had Lando Calrissian, but now the country might have a black guy sitting in the big chair and his lieutenant, his road dog, his ace boon…well, you know, will almost certainly be white.

A few weeks ago I wrote that Sen. Barack Obama’s bid to become the first African-American president of the United States was “the political equivalent of trying to do a triple salchow in the long program with dull blades on a sprained ankle.” Of course, there’s no exact scientific means to prove that it’s harder for a black man to get elected, but just in case everything you’ve witnessed in your life is not enough empirical data for you, consider this: 12 percent of Americans are black, 14 percent of our presidents have been named Bush, Adams or Roosevelt, but zero percent of African Americans have been president.

So I’m here to tell you that if it comes to pass, being the first black president will be the political equivalent of competing in the decathlon with one contact lens, carpal tunnel syndrome and a worsted wool full-body tracksuit. A mortgage crisis, global warming, and Thursday night bowling lessons in Scranton are going to be enough of a challenge without having to worry about what your No. 2 is doing all day long. So my advice to Obama is to pick a running mate who he’s comfortable with. Don’t just base the decision on trying to lock down a particular demographic or seal off a few extra electoral votes. You’re going to be sitting next to your understudy on a lot of planes, trains and automobiles, and if you have to spend your days wondering who your sidekick is text messaging on their sidekick, then it’s going to be a long four years.

Obama has a solid, if not particularly thrilling slate of choices. Indiana Sen. Evan Bayh, the straight-arrow, centrist, Midwestern political scion is the antidote to Dan Quayle. Virginia Gov. Tim Kaine, the poorly coiffed, bilingual, native Kansan and Harvard Law grad is as close as we’ll come to a white Obama. Kansas Gov. Kathleen Sebelius, über-competent, good-looking but not too good-looking for her own good and a graduate of the same prep school as House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, might become the first woman President of the United States. She’s the perfect running mate for almost any Democrat…except perhaps, Barack Obama. Peggy Noonan is probably right that Americans prefer their barriers broken one at a time. To some of us, Obama and Sebelius together in a convertible Saab looks natural—like a carpool to a Common Cause meeting. But there are others who might feel like an Obama/Sebelius pairing is akin to a bad acid-trip flashback from a mandatory diversity workshop gone horribly wrong.

New York Sen. Hillary Clinton, now thrice (at least) screwed by her husband’s unwillingness to toe the line, would bring a certain “dream team” aura to the ticket, but choosing her would be like choosing Brett Favre as a running mate—we know she can win the big one, but she and her husband might also wreck the whole franchise before the season even gets underway.

They say Obama is considering the very “articulate and bright and clean” Delaware Sen. Joe Biden because of his many years of experience in foreign affairs. Nothing against Biden, but was it Biden or Obama who wined and dined every world leader from the Champs-Élysées to King David Street a couple of weeks ago?

So what does he do? My advice to Obama, short of recommending media mogul Russell Simmons as his running mate (folks are not ready), is to at least take a page, literally, out of Simmons’ book and, Do You! Pick who you want. Pick someone serious who’ll help you win, but also pick someone who you want to govern with.

President Bush let himself get sandbagged with Vice President Cheney, and you see how well that worked out for him. During the last seven years, a job that used to be called “The Leader of the Free World” got downgraded to “Wal-Mart Greeter of the Free World,” and whoever becomes the next president is going to have to get us back in the game pretty quickly. So Obama should choose someone capable of taking on some of the workload, who has their ego in check, and who he wouldn’t mind spending some late nights with around a conference table with a couple of boxes of Yum’s carryout.

With apologies to another famous Illinois legislator, you can’t please all of the people all of the time. Obama is in the home stretch, and if he worries too much about making a mistake, he might tighten up and make one anyway. So, sometimes you can throw the people a bone and still make your point: He put on the flag pin and guess what?—we still have two wars and $4.00 gas. But, Sen. Obama, if you’re reading this, remember that sometimes you just have to do what you think is right, and let the chips fall.

Whatever you do, don’t run around from one campaign stop to another like Will Smith trying to unload those bone-density scanners, wondering if this is worth all the trouble. Sidestep the racial chatter (thanks, but we can take it), stay positive (unless somebody pops off about your mom, Michelle or the girls), stand firm on Iraq (we wouldn’t have needed a surge if there hadn’t been a war in the first place), stay away from off-shore drilling (but maybe consider nuclear), visit a mosque (before the convention), and choose a running mate who will be—in the best tradition of Al Gore, Prince Andrew and Spinderella—the DJ to your rapper, and who complements your Afro-nerd chic, stadium-filling, “such-a-nice-young-man” style. Just do it very, very carefully.

David Swerdlick writes about politics for PopMatters. He is a former contributor to Creative Loafing, and his writing has appeared in EbonyJet, AlterNet and The American Prospect.

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Roll Out, Luda

August 6th, 2008

Aug. 1, 2008–If you’re in NYC this weekend, keep an eye out for Al Sharpton on the dance floor at 40/40. He’ll be the one gripping a bottle of Moët, sandwiched in-between two supermodels with his tie loosened, sweating out his conk and hollering along with Fatman Scoop: Single ladies, make noise!” You know why he’ll be celebrating? Because his name isn’t Bob Johnson, Jesse Jackson or Ludacris. Eight months and counting in this election cycle and we haven’t heard a word out of Reverend Al about Obama, McCain or anything else that might force our friends at Fox News to work late.

Meanwhile, Ludacris is still on top in the rap game but might want to rethink his head-first leap into political punditry. He stepped on his own perfectly good verse by dropping a “B” on Hilly Clint. Then he threw a wheelchair shot at a guy with permanent injuries from taking beatdowns in a POW camp. I don’t care how messed up the country is right now or how nicely Obama is flossing with European heads of state. Another couple of ill-conceived comments by ‘Cris or Bob or Jesse, and next thing you know it’s four years of the McCain show up in this piece.

I’m pre-nominating Sharpton for a combined VIBE, THE SOURCE and BET lifetime achievement award if he continues to lay low and it winds up being the difference in a narrow Obama victory. Count me among the pleasantly surprised that Sharpton apparently figured out early on that kneecapping Obama à la Tonya Harding is not a good long-term play.

Memo to Luda: I know you mean well, but Obama can still lose this thing. Very, very easily. Last time I checked, he’s still black and this is still America. We’ve got war, recession and frosted-blond school teachers getting it on with little boys, and Obama is only up by a couple of percentage points in the polls. In the words of Teddy Riley, “It ain’t over.” We’re a nation that elected George W. Bush—wait for it—twice. If you think  just because Obama rocked the mic in Berlin, Germany that he’s going to blow up in Berlin, Connecticut, think again. In case you haven’t been paying attention, the outcome in November isn’t going to hinge on gas-tax holidays, health-care plans or even Iraq exit strategies. In the end, it’s going to come down to whether or not Main Street, U.S.A. says, “Hey, guess who’s coming to dinner!” or “Wait a minute—we invited him to dinner?”

I’m not calling for censorship, but I am calling for “sense”-orship. Any chance these right-wing player haters get to bad mouth hip-hop and put Obama on blast at the same time is like Christmas and Jefferson Davis‘ birthday all rolled into one.

I’m up nights worrying that we’re never going to see the Zamunda-style inauguration ceremony that I’ve been dreaming about with Jordin Sparks leading in the procession like Petey Pablo in Drumline, unless everyone chills. Seriously, I’ve been on the Luda bandwagon since he was talking about “in the garden, all in the dirt,” but trust me, if McCain wins, Ludacris won’t be getting an invite to the inaugural ball. Try to keep in mind that if Obama loses, Luda will still be rich, and he’ll still have Tyra on speed dial. The rest of us, all we have to look forward to is a President Obama and these bills.

When Bill O’Reilly tried to take ‘Cris down from his Pepsi endorsement over “Move…” a few years back, Luda served up the ultimate rejoinder—I nearly busted a gut the first time I saw the video for “Number One Spot.” So I’m asking Ludacris to do like Q said on the intro and “put your mojo on it.” Come up with something slightly more cutting edge than what you have now, and if Obama wins, we can save the diss tracks for the after party.

For the first time in American history, an entire community, from sea to shining sea, is being asked to stay on message for a whole year to help a brotha get elected. During these last few months of the campaign, they’re not going to “swift boat” Obama, they’re going to “water board” his ass until he starts splitting infinitives and dancing a jig. So let’s not fall for the okey-doke, people.

David Swerdlick writes about politics for PopMatters. He is a former contributor to Creative Loafing, and his writing has appeared in EbonyJet, AlterNet and The American Prospect.

How Will Obama’s Racial Identity Play Out?

July 29th, 2008
“When people who don’t know me well, black or white, discover my background … I see the split-second adjustments they have to make, the searching of my eyes for some telltale sign. They no longer know who I am.”
– Barack Obama, from the Introduction to Dreams from My Father (1995)

“Allow myself to introduce … myself.”
– Austin Powers (Mike Myers), from Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery (1997)

You don’t know me, but I know Barack Obama.

At least I feel like I should. I mean, I didn’t play basketball for a Hawaiian prep school or anything like that, but I grew up in the suburbs, attended a well-known university, and then moved on up to a low-key but trendy urban neighborhood. I’m biracial, my wife is African American, my parents are of different faiths and they grew up in two different working-class communities only a few miles apart.

It would be fair to say that I fall rather organically within Obama’s core demographic. I am to Obama, presumably, what people who are dissatisfied with President Bush but who still favor a few extra years of the Iraq war are to Senator John McCain. One thing I think I can say with confidence is that we all need to take a deep breath when it comes to sorting out the implications of the, uh, mixed messages that abound regarding the identity crisis that America is currently undergoing with the prospect of a black or biracial President only six months away.

Just so that you know where I stand, I do think it was just a coincidence that Soledad O’Brien once hosted a show called Morning Blend. I can’t give any of my beige peers a one-size-fits-all answer to use when asked, “What are you?,” but I do know that the answer they’re looking for is frequently not, “Just a proud American, same as you”. And I feel kind of bad for Main Street, U.S.A. In just a few months, we’ve tossed around the possibility of a woman President, an African-American President, and now we’re delving into the concept of a biracial President. It’s a lot to take in — you can’t be sure what’s true and what isn’t. But it’s simple: we’re not all tragic, but we are all good-looking. Some of us are both (just ask Halle and Keanu).

With a surge of campaign spots that show family photos of the candidate with his (white) mother and grandparents, Obama the nominee and general election Presidential candidate is beginning to tinker with his pitch to American voters in response to questions about his background, his core beliefs, and his general American-ness as relates to his blackness, his whiteness, and his foreign sounding yet undeniably catchy name. Some are asking why these ads don’t feature any pictures of his (black African) father or his hapa half sister. And while some may be a little suspicious of his less typical American success story, it’s also arguable that he has generated more momentum than he otherwise would have been able to if his name was, let’s say, “Mike Johnson”, and he had been born and raised on the south side of Chicago.

The Real U.S. Open

We’re already more familiar with other popular cultural models of the biracial experience — the Tiger Woods “Cablinasian” school, wherein being many things all at once might allow you to be anything, but might also reduce you to nothing. And the Jennifer Beals experience, being admired for your exotic properties while at the same time being viewed with a certain amount of pity or even derision for not meeting the pre-conceived notions of those who are unable to reconcile fair skin with African lineage or brown skin with Middle America. Until now, the Obama model is something less examined, yet it is somewhat typical of someone situated as he is — too young to have experienced the civil rights movement first hand, but too old to be a product of a Derek Jeter and Mariah Carey world.

For better or worse, the identity politics of biracial and multiracial Americans is most easily encapsulated by the now clichéd quandary within our community about which box to check on census forms, job applications, and surveys. Depending on how someone defines himself or herself, this can either be a no-brainer or a big deal. If you’ve come of age in the “Mulatto Millennium” (as described by Danzy Senna, the grande dame of biracial belles lettres) you’re likely to check “other”, then fill in the blank with “Taiwanese/ Danish/ Choctaw/ Dominican”, and keep it moving without a second thought. But if you’re closer to Obama’s generation, it’s your life experience as an “other” in a less hospitable era that may well give you existential pause.

During the last few months, I’ve occasionally heard people ask, “Why doesn’t Obama call himself white?” Seems simple, right? Not really. One way to look at it is that Obama is black in the way that Senator McCain is a war hero. There’s more to McCain than the years he spent as a POW. But that particular experience is endemic to who he is and how he thinks. His experience colors every decision he makes on any issue, and it is both the source of his strengths and some of his weaknesses.

So it is with Obama: despite the aspects of his belief system that derive from being reared by his mother and his grandparents, the arc of his life story and the public persona that we have come to know are ultimately informed by his African-American experience. A biracial person is perpetually making life choices that potentially affirm one part of his heritage and potentially reject another. But at the end of the day, biracial folks and black folks both fit under the broader umbrella of “people of color” in a majority white society, and for many of us that is the tie-breaker.

Good to the Last Drop

Salon’s Gary Kamiya notes that the world is moving (slowly) in the direction of a world where traditionally static racial categorizations will eventually become unfixed. He’s correct that blackness is no longer automatically conferred by the “one drop” rule (or “hypodescent” if you’re feeling saucy and/or elitist). But when he says that “no one will do more to undercut that racist rule than Obama”, in a sense, he’s missing the evolution that has occurred, that the one drop rule has been turned on its head and embraced as a matter of pride by Obama and other biracial or multiracial Americans who identify with the part of their makeup that has traditionally been the most scorned by society at large. Obama isn’t seeking to reject the “label” of being African American — the one drop makes him whole. In response to prejudice or hostility, it’s like saying to the world, “Black isn’t just a job, it’s an adventure!” or “I’m not just black, I’m BLIZZACK!”

Obama succeeds where other political figures have fallen short: he has avoided the mistake of skipping over race-impartiality as a short cut to the promised land of race-neutrality. He understands that in order to defuse race as an issue, you first have to properly dissect the meaning and impact of race. Too often, in an effort to make sure that we are not, ourselves, perceived as racist, we reach for the idea of colorblindness. Obama started out running a campaign largely free of references to race because he’s offering himself as a leader of a multitude of constituencies, not only African Americans.

If he had started out in the “race doesn’t matter” camp, he would have been at a loss when confronted by the controversy surrounding his relationship with Reverend Jeremiah Wright. What was he supposed to say? “I don’t see color, but just in case you do when you see someone like me, it’s all good, because I’m part white?” But because of his own self-examination and his earlier “skinny kid with a funny name” analysis, he was able to convincingly approach the problem of race relations in his Philadelphia address, noting that uncomfortable issues brought to the forefront by his candidacy “reflect the complexities of race in this country that we’ve never really worked through — a part of our union that we have yet to perfect.”

It was a speech that succeeded because Obama is grounded within the African-American community, and at the same time his upbringing in a white family provides him, rightly or wrongly, with a rare credibility on these issues in the minds of both black and white Americans. It’s not that Obama is just as white as he is black; it’s that any person has the ability to see the world through the eyes of the parents who brought them up. He isn’t white, but he can see things through the same lens they might be seen through by his mother. At the time of the speech, Slate’s Christopher Hitchens complained that, “To have accepted Obama’s smooth apologetics is to have lowered one’s own pre-existing standards for what might constitute a post-racial or a post-racist future.” An erudite way of saying, “Get over yourself.”

But Hitchens’ way of looking at it is the intellectual equivalent of going to war without a plan to win the peace. If Obama had not explicated on the issue of race relations, he would have wound up displaying a lack of the very race-neutral leadership qualities that the electorate requires in order to support him. Not only would it have seemed irresponsible if someone in his position didn’t try to do address race, but then he would have become the “he doth protest too much” candidate; never sure of where he stood in the minds of white voters. The first thing that happens when you try to avoid discussing race issues is that they pop up at the most inconvenient times (like when you’re running for President).

The Burger King

Burger King’s new tag line is “so special, people may think you think you’re special” — words of wisdom, if I’ve ever heard them. A tricky feature of being biracial is recognizing that you’re different, but not special. Obama surely could have gone a long way in life with his charisma, his Harvard pedigree, and an attitude that he was some kind of breed apart: he could have chosen to spell “Coloured” with a “u.” But there’s a fine line between establishing yourself as something unique and going out of your way to isolate yourself. A private citizen can and should be whoever he or she wants to be, but a Presidential candidate has to set a table for more than just one.

Shelby Steele argues that Obama has allowed himself to be caught in an unwinnable dilemma between trying to be too black and not being black enough, asking, “Isn’t his success, his ease in the American mainstream, due more to assimilation than to blackness?” Clearly Obama has assimilated well, but without affirming his blackness, what kind of leader could he hope to be? He’d be Kennedy without his Irish Catholic grounding, or Bill Clinton without his Hope, Arkansas bootstraps. People don’t want to follow someone who doesn’t come from somewhere. So along the way in his life, Obama embraced his blackness and his blackness embraced him back.

Yet, when Ralph Nader remarks that the only thing different about Obama is that “he’s half African American,” he says it like that’s a bad thing, as if Obama should be pushing a radical agenda and speaking a black dialect. Doesn’t he expect the next President of the United States be a mainstream guy? Wouldn’t we all be caught off guard if someone with a blown out Afro, wearing an open-neck tunic and holding his fist in the air was the next President? Karl Rove engages in the fantasy that a young black man whose middle-class journey goes through Kansas and Honolulu is an “elitist”, when the current President is the son of a President and the grandson of a U.S. Senator. Their comments betray a lack of awareness or willingness to acknowledge the diversity within African America, and bring to mind the words of rapper DMX, who once queried, “What they really want from a nigga?”

I’ll offer The Washington Post’s Jonathan Weisman a one-time “Mulatto Mulligan” for when he made, and then apologized for, the comment that Obama “is much more white than black, beyond skin color.” One can only assume that he was trying his best to jump into the “National Conversation on Race”. But as Ta-Nehesi Coates, the new unofficial voice of young African America noted, you don’t dip into the Kool-Aid unless you know what flavor it is.

Obama’s objective is to appeal to the coal miner’s daughter, the hybrid Saab driver, the hedge fund manager, and the retiree, all without losing his ‘hood pass. When Obama described some of his fellow Americans as “bitter” and “clinging to guns and religion” he was portrayed as out of touch with the heartland. But what I heard was a textbook example of biracial exposition: “I feel your pain … and I feel their pain, too.”

Stamp of Approval

This whole topic can sometimes be like that free-association riff on dating that Vince Vaughn does in Wedding Crashers — “a forced, awkward intimate situation,” indeed. Is it more progressive to think of Obama as an African American or a biracial American? Should “biracial” be capitalized? If you’re white can you talk about Obama’s race without sounding like a bleeding heart? If you’re black can you talk about his race without being called a reverse racist? If you’re Asian, Latino, or Native American, can you get a word in edge-wise? What do they serve for dinner at the Obama family reunion? After the year we’re having, biracial folks are going to have a harder time making the case that we’re a rag-tag tribe of outcasts. There’s a decent chance one of us is going to The White House. One of our greatest heroes is even on this year’s Black Heritage stamp. Can a “Biracial History Month” be very far away?

As his lead grows in the world’s most high-stakes popularity contest, Obama more and more takes on the role of a cultural marker — embodying a multitude of narratives of the American experience: immigrant’s son, righteous black man, working class kid goes Ivy League — it’s The Namesake meets Good Will Hunting meets In the Heat of the Night. He has as much reason as anyone to believe in the now presumed “post-racial” ideal, not because of a pie-in-the-sky philosophy asking “can’t we all just get along?”, but because of the work that many biracial/multiracial people do, consciously or unconsciously, in circumstances where they don’t have the option of totally embracing one perspective or totally abandoning another.

Obama’s detractors might argue that this unusual point of view has engendered in Obama a fragmented sense of what it will mean to lead America. But maybe Obama’s perspective makes him more likely to identify common ground between different cultural groups in this society, particularly blacks and whites, and also to mend the relationship between the U.S. and much of the rest of the world. Maybe the Obama phenomenon is neither the beginning nor the end of the national conversation on race. Maybe it’s half-time.

Should Senator Obama win the election in November, it remains to be seen what he will do, or if he will live up to his potential. But from where I’m sitting, he’s as all-American as you and me.

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The Audacity of Taupe

July 29th, 2008

“Yo, I start to flinch as I try not to say it;
But my lips is like the ooh-wop as I start to spray it…”

–Q-Tip

July 29, 2008–If a white woman can have a crush on Obama, then I hope a biracial man can have a crush on The View’s Elisabeth Hasselbeck, because she’s doing a heck of a job trying to figure out how, in the span of 150 years, the expression “my nigga” went from being an assertion of property rights to a friendly urban greeting. Not everyone can be one of the cool kids who drop “neezys” and “nizzles” all over town. But she’s got to understand that in polite society, the N-word is off-limits to her; and just in case she gets caught up in the Barapture of Obamamania, I’m here to tell her that the “M-word” is off-limits, too.

I’m not talking about “multiracial,” “miscegenation,” “mongrel,” “mutt,” “mestizo,” “masala” or even “Mariah.” I’m talking about a word imbued with a legacy of racial strife in America that goes all the way back to the summer day in 1789 that Sally Hemings forgot to lock her bedroom door and runs all the way up to Wentworth Miller getting blacklisted by the NAACP Image Awards (Prison Break, indeed…). It’s that word you hear the kids freestyling on the street—”M to the izzo, L to the atto…” Yeah, that word. The M-word. Mulatto.

As a biracial American, for the first time in my adult life I’m really proud of my country. Even though the “national conversation on race” is turning out to be like trying to use an iPhone to call someone on a CB radio, my people are coming to light in the public consciousness in a way that we never have before. This is our moment. I hear that CNN’s next big series will be called “Beige in America.” Now that Obama is the H.M.I.C., it’s our chance to make it clear once and for all that the M-word is “Strictly 4 My M W.O.R.D.Z.

It’s a word that makes a lot of people cringe—particularly those new-age parents that you see around town with light-brown children sporting fluffy, misshapen halfros. But it’s also a lot catchier than the very clinical sounding “biracial,” and a lot shorter than “blessed with a dual heritage,” as my mother used to say. Don’t blame us for turning a one-time insult into a three-syllable declaration of interdependence. After all, Spanish words frequently sound better than English words: “Señorita” is sexier than “Miss” and “huevos rancheros” flows easier than “Grand Slam Breakfast,” so it stands to reason that “Mulatto” rolls off the tongue a lot smoother than “half breed” or “Strom Thurmond, Jr.” If the lovely Rihanna and her island nation hadn’t already laid claim to “Bajan,” we might have gone with “Beige-an.”

This is all about empowerment. My people have taken a word that originally marginalized us as plantation butlers and Huxtable daughters and turned it into a term of endearment. Sometimes, in passing, I query one of my brethren with, “What’s up, M-word?” Or occasionally I chastise my sistren by saying, “M-word, please.” They understand. They feel me. In a certain patois that some have called “Mubonics,” they know that all I’m really saying is something like “Guten morgen, meine freunde!” or “Bitte, baby.” And when people ask me why it’s OK for us to use the M-word when they can’t, I have to tell them that it’s a biracial thing…they wouldn’t understand.

Kudos to Ms. Hasselbeck for making her case and not pulling a Michael Richards; but first you must seek to understand, grasshopper. Try to accept that the only explanation for why you can’t use the N-word or M-word is that you can’t. Black people can’t argue a speeding ticket after sundown, and the only thing in life that white people can’t do is use the N-word. To that simple rule, I am now officially adding the M-word. Good news, though—”Creole” has been approved for everybody’s use.

So to all my M-words out there in the streets, we need to stop sending mixed messages and let it be known faster than you can say, “Once you go beige, you might still turn the page.” If Obama is elected, they will expect us to be “post-racial,” but for now we’ll consider ourselves “most-racial.” We know that just because we’ve switched from “Keep Taupe Alive” to “The Audacity of Taupe,” it doesn’t mean that we have overcome.

The other day I pulled up to the Starbucks drive-through window, ordered an iced coffee, and naturally I asked the barista to add half-and-half. When she asked how much I wanted, I couldn’t resist telling her to “make it ‘Obama,’” and I’m happy to report that she got it just right. With any luck, a craze for venti, half-caff, low-fat Obama coffees will sweep the nation. This could be the breakthrough we’ve been waiting for. It’s a nice, safe way for everybody, regardless of race, creed, color or roast to show their solidarity with Generation M.

You and I might not be around long enough to see it, but we’re slowly getting closer to the day when we’ll all be the same rich, creamy shade. And we don’t know yet if Obama will win, but either way 2009 is destined be our year—the year of the M-word.

David Swerdlick writes about politics for PopMatters. He is a former contributor to Creative Loafing, and his writing has appeared in EbonyJet, AlterNet and The American Prospect.

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Dip-Lo-Mat by David Swerlick

July 24th, 2008

Originally Posted at: http://www.ebonyjet.com/politics/national/index.aspx?id=8446 

Remember Dave Chappelle’s bit about white guys who hang out with black guys, and what those white guys might have had to do to get those black guys’ respect?  Well, naturally it works the other way, too.  Any black guy who’s looking to rise in the ranks of corporate America, in party politics, or the NHL knows that he’s going to have to (pardon the expression) tap dance around a whole series of obstacles in order to get where he wants to go.  That goes double for a biracial dude who wants to do all of that and still make sure that he’s always welcome on “The South Side of Chicago.”

If anyone out there thinks that this isn’t diplomacy, I’d like to invite them on a walking tour of the “South Side” of damn near anywhere.  Let’s just say that being the first African American editor of the Harvard law review can be as tricky as Don Imus doing a live broadcast from the Essence Music Festival.  We don’t know yet if Senator Barack Obama will win the election, but we’re starting to find out pretty quickly that Senator John McCain and his brain trust might have really stepped in it when they decided that the best way to confront Obama was to call him out on his “naïveté” and “inexperience” in the arena of foreign policy.  It’s true that Obama wasn’t around for the invasion of Grenada or that time the Saudi royals came over to The White House to watch the Super Bowl, but he may yet understand this whole foreign affairs thing better than we think.

For some reason, McCain and many conventional pundits see foreign affairs as an area where Obama is weak and where McCain demonstrates seasoning and “gravitas.”  The problem for McCain is that seasoning is only good if you know what the hell it is that you’re cooking.  With all due respect to his titanium strength cojones, forged in a North Vietnamese prison camp, in all his years on the government payroll, McCain seems to have never learned one of the basic tenets of international relations:  nobody likes to be invaded.

McCain’s other problem is that his opportunity to argue that the Democrats have gone soft on the war effort evaporated along with the electoral prospects of Senator Hillary Clinton and Senator John Edwards.  Had either of them become the Democratic nominee, it would have been easy to accuse them of abandoning a war that they initially supported; because even though most Americans now believe the war was a mistake, no one likes someone who walks away from a fight that they helped start.  But on the war issue, Obama is maneuvering from a safe and comfy foxhole because he opposed it from the beginning.  He’s not in “you broke it, you bought it” mode.  He’s saying, “Y’all broke it, and I can try to patch it up if that’s what you really want.” Even if McCain turns out to be right that “the surge is working” he can’t change the fact that we only needed a surge to shore up some of the damage that was caused in the first place.

But what is truly baffling is that McCain is either expressly or by implication trying to convince voters that Sunni, er, Shia, no, I mean Sunni insurgents are licking their chops at the prospect of an Obama Presidency.  That they’re just laying low to see how the election turns out, and that if Obama wins, it’s going to be a terrorist free-for-all over there. He wants people to think of Obama as a wuss, not a hero like him or a battle-tested warrior like President George W. …well anyway.

Clearly, the day after Bush leaves office, the antipathy of many in the Arab and Muslim world toward the U.S. isn’t just going to magically disappear.  But looking at things optimistically, the average person in Tehran or Gaza will have to at least acknowledge that the election of a U.S. President who opposed the war back in 2002 signals the rethinking of the failed doctrine of preemption and a rare moment of self-criticism by the American public of its leaders for running the ship of state aground.

Obama is a man of color.  And while being black in America isn’t an advantage in America, it may very well be an advantage when it comes to mending fences with angry brown people in other parts of the world.  When it comes to his experiences, his beliefs, and his favorite sandwich in the Congressional lunchroom, Obama probably has a lot more in common with McCain than he does with anyone in Iraq.  But unlike his opponent, you can at least imagine Obama at multilateral peace talks with the Iraqis, Iranians, and Palestinians.  Try to imagine that happening with McCain and you get the same sensation you get when you eat ice cream too fast.  When it comes to working the Arab street, Obama is part Bill Clinton, part Jay-Z.  He doesn’t look ridiculous kissing babies or sampling kebabs on Main Street in (fill in the blank) Baghdad, Amman, or Jerusalem.  It all works—the open-neck shirt, the grip and grin, even the name:  over there “Hussein” is the rough equivalent of “Jones.”

What’s been overlooked in the election debate so far is that the U.S.’s hard-line Islamic antagonists really don’t want to talk.  Al Qaeda, and by extension its competitors in Hamas and Hezbollah, got exactly what they wanted out of the 9/11 attacks—a clumsy overreaction that made it much easier for these groups to make the case to their own constituencies that war with the West was inevitable.  Implicit in the charge that Obama does not understand the nature of the threat coming from radical Islam is an unchallenged assumption that militant Islamic elements in the Middle East fear the possibility of a McCain Presidency.  But if what they really want is a fight, maybe McCain is their guy, not Obama.  Obama’s plug for direct talks with Islamic leaders is significant in that it forces U.S. adversaries to stay in a war stance while comparatively moderate Middle East leaders break bread with Barack.  That the idea that McCain, the Congressional champion of expanding the Iraq conflict is somehow problematic for any of the armed Islamic combatants in the Middle East just doesn’t make much sense. 

Plus, this trip abroad is bringing us around to the realization that an al Qaeda recruitment pamphlet would look ridiculous with a picture of a brown-skinned President Obama on the cover.  The last thing that Islamic radicals want is a U.S. President that plays well on Al Jazeera—that cuts into their pub.  President Obama; he of the immigrant father and the wicked jump shot, undercuts their message that the U.S. is a heretical monstrosity that must be violently resisted.  They have public opinion polls and approval ratings in the Middle East, too.  The leaders of Iran, Syria, and the Palestinian territories are susceptible to losing the support of their respective constituencies in the same way that Bush has sunk like a stone in recent polls.  They can only take a hard line stance against the U.S. and other Western countries as long as they can sell it to their people.

Forget about the next generation of military technology.  Obama is America’s secret weapon.  Unlike the current and former Secretaries of State—both black, both able—Obama crosses the water without the baggage of his predecessors.  He made no speech at the U.N.; he does not summer with the Bush family.  He only speaks English, but he knows the universal Esperanto of the brotherman.  His ‘hood pass is valid and renewable.

If Al Gore were the Democratic nominee right now, who would be the perfect person for him to choose as his future Secretary of State?  Senator John Kerry?—he didn’t even achieve détente with Ohio, let alone Iraq.  Senator Joe “Free Kurdistan” Biden—not sure how that would go over with Prime Minister Nouri “Give Me Just a Little More Time” al Maliki.  The choice would almost be too easy:  Senator Barack Obama.  If Obama wins the election, he might want to consider himself for the position—a player-manager like Bingo Long.  No one else better positioned to roll up his sleeves and talk “Turkey” with the Middle East right now.  Yes, there are foreign policy nuances that Obama or any other leader will tweak in the coming months, and facts on the ground will, indeed, change.  But when a smooth, mocha-toned brother who has laid his head in Jakarta, Bean Town, and Chocolate City comes calling in the land of the two rivers, it’s just going to go down a little differently.  The conversation won’t be “listen here” as much as “break it down.”  That’s what we need to be saying, and that’s what they need to hear.

David Swerdlick writes about politics for PopMatters.  His writing has appeared in Creative Loafing, AlterNet, and The American Prospect.

Front page and article page photo: Valerie Goodloe

International Lampoon: (Don’t Be) Mad (At The) Magazine

July 18th, 2008

It’s 3am: you’re a tired McCain strategist sitting in a conference room with a stale cup of fair trade certified dark Sumatra that you special ordered online, hidden in a plastic mug from the local convenience store lest your cohorts think you’re some kind of proto-hippie Republican wuss. You can’t go home for the night until you come up with some way to turn Michelle Obama’s image from a Princeton-educated, Vera Wang-outfitted, The View-hosting everywoman into a neck-working, too-high pump-sporting, militant around-the-way black girl…

It’s 3am: you’re an exhausted Obama speechwriter sitting in a conference room with a half-eaten order of Pad Thai, wishing like hell you had opted for a 99¢ double cheeseburger, but you couldn’t because you’re trying to impress the cute new volunteer who doesn’t eat red meat. You can’t go home for the night until you come up with a new tag line that will underscore the fact that a guy who spent five years as a POW during a needless war wants to continue another ongoing, needless war, without overlooking the fact that he’s a hero for being a POW during the first needless war…

It’s 3am: you’re a weary cartoonist for The New Yorker sitting in a conference room enjoying your Lean Cuisine frozen entrée and a Diet Coke, resisting the doughy, half-eaten pizza that your coworkers left behind at lunch. You can’t go home for the night until you figure out how to satirize the hacks in the right wing media who’ve thrown everything but the kitchen sink at Barack Obama to make him look like he’s not one of us (but maybe you’re not crystal clear on who “us” is supposed to be). You reach for the most convenient material: a caricature of the Obamas with a turban, an AK-47, and Old Glory toasting in the fireplace. After all, only coastal, irony-relishing elites read your magazine anyway, right? It’s not like FOX News will be tempted to run a story about how The New Yorker riffed on their original “reporting” about the ”terrorist fist jab.” It’s not like they have the internet in Sadr City. Screw ‘em if they can’t take a joke.

The First Amendment is a beautiful thing. From the point of view of free expression and witty repartee in a national food fight about race, you can’t really criticize the The New Yorker any more than you can criticize a Danish newspaper for printing cartoons about the Prophet Muhammad (P.B.U.H.—don’t want no trouble…), or Jadakiss for asking, “Why did Bush knock down the towers?” This is America, after all. You’re encouraged to say whatever’s on your mind (unless we don’t agree with you). If anyone had to censor their material or temper their thoughts between brain and mouth in any way, the framework of society would probably crumble. It might lead to an unmarketable outbreak of civility, implementation of the fairness doctrine, or a ratings decrease for cable access TV evangelists. Ever since Gary Hart’s extra curriculum hit the front pages years ago, it’s pretty much been “game on” in coverage of Presidential races. Every candidate for national office is on notice that their life (or a misrepresentation thereof) can and will be used against them in the court of public opinion. The New Yorker can’t stay in business if it stops to worry about hurt feelings in the demographic overlap between their subscribers and Obama’s supporters, and as the magazine’s founder once said The New Yorker, “is not edited for the old lady in Dubuque”.

Current editor Dave Remnick immediately defended his decision to run the cartoon by pointing out that, “What I think it does is hold up a mirror to the prejudice and dark imaginings about Barack Obama’s—both Obamas’—past, and their politics.” You can’t really argue with that, although it does warrant mentioning that the cartoon is also likely to stoke the ”dark imaginings” (hey, I get it) about the Obamas in the minds of those who like them the least.

Remnick shouldn’t have to defend his decision to run the cartoon, just so long as he realizes that while it’s not his job to keep the image of a particular candidate tidy, it’s also not the job of the readers to not get bent when they see someone that they dig getting skewered, even if it’s meant as a send-up of crazy stereotypes. After all, if readers get pissed off at The New Yorker, it probably helps their circulation, but if their droll cover art trickles down to a sensationalist right-wing website, it’s grist for the mill of those who are predisposed to thinking that Obama is the second coming of the Mau Mau rebellion. The New Yorker‘s target audience may be the Northeastern chattering classes, but to the extent it appears on end tables in dentists’ offices in all 50 states, the cartoon stokes the idea of Barack Hussein Obama as “foreign” and Michelle Obama as “angry” in the minds of people who aren’t in on the joke or don’t understand that a senior thesis is not a manifesto.

Maybe if the Obamas were A-Rod and Madonna they’d privately acknowledge that the cartoon is kind of clever and leave it at, “We’d better hire a publicist.” But they’re not trying to boost album sales or win a home run derby. They’re trying to get a black guy elected President of the United States—the political equivalent of trying to do a triple salchow in the long program with dull blades on a sprained ankle.

Obama is the GEICO caveman of American politics: the public embodiment of the collective experiences and aspirations of African Americans who are willing to give and take with predominantly white institutions that sometimes giveth and sometimes taketh away. As often as he has tried to change the topic in the campaign from himself back to the economy or the war, someone or something always seems to come along to remind him that he’s black, as if he’d really forget. And now, somehow, with a caption-less drawing on its cover, The New Yorker has stumbled onto the great paradox of the whole Obamanon. If you’re Obama, first you initially present yourself as a post-civil rights candidate, but during the primary season everyone wants to talk about what kind of black dude you are. So you give a big speech telling everyone where you stand on race relations, and then they question whether you really mean what you say. Some people think you’re too black, some not enough. In the Appalachian quadrangle most white Democrats voted against you, but they blamed you for not being one of them.

So you resolve to win hearts and minds, but the polls keep reminding you that the country might not be ready for a black President, even as your opponent hugs it out with a woefully unpopular incumbent. Then along comes The New Yorker, and you know that if you don’t respond in some fashion, your opponents will have a license to use that imagery to hang their collective hat on the idea that you’re some kind of America-hating rabble rouser (let the “swift blacking” commence). But if you do say something, then your friends in the liberal intelligentsia will ask, “Don’t you get it? We’re on your side. Or at least we were until you got so damn sensitive.” Worse yet, though, is that if you decry the tenor or the sheer over-the-top-ness of the cartoon, or try in your own professorial, Hyde Park cum holy roller style to point out how certain imagery is possibly offensive (not to you, of course, but to “some”) then you’re perilously close to being tagged as a thin-skinned, “politically correct” thought policeman who only sees the world through a prism of racial suspicion. So you convene a quick press conference, brush the dirt off your shoulder (stiffly, without too much rhythm), and keep it moving.

The lessons?

In 2008, nobody—even racists—wants to be called a racist. So if you’re one of the folks working to thwart Obama’s election by assailing his “values” or his “background” rather than challenging his policy positions, you’ll have to figure out how to draw as much attention as possible to the fact that he’s a black man with a black wife without sounding like you’re trying to draw attention to it. It’s not as easy as it looks. Just ask Bill Clinton.

If you’re a cartoonist, a late night talk show gag writer, or just the loud guy in the break room, be really, really careful if you’re working without a net. Otherwise we’re all in for a long four years. We know you’re chomping at the bit to do a bit about First Lady Michelle Obama sitting down for high tea with Camilla Parker-Bowles or prom night at The White House for the Obama girls if there’s a second term. Take a breath. Chris Rock can pull off a joke about Air Force One and Soul Plane, but Jimmy Kimmel? We’ll see. And the same goes for the Bernie Macs of the world. Yes, it’s an already well-established rule that a black stand-up can almost always get away with doing the rawest of comedy (one of the few perks of being black, so just let it go). But you can’t do menopause jokes at a $2300-a-plate fundraiser and not expect to hear about it.

For the rest of us, we’ll just have to get comfortable with the segment of society that believes Obama is some kind of Hip Hop Islamic Socialist drinking Bordeaux in a tweed jacket. After all, if people think that John Kerry was a draft dodger, George Bush was a war hero, and that a guy who grew up on Waikiki Beach and counts Oprah Winfrey among his personal friends is really going to turn out to be Che Guevara, oh well. And if Obama is elected in November, then spoofs, bad jokes, mean-spirited running commentaries, and political cartoons with big ears drawn in are just going to be a part of our lives for the next four years. It’s o.k. He can take it.

These United States are inching ever closer to proving that despite a history of bigotry, intolerance, and cartoonish representations of African Americans, from Birth of a Nation to Amos ‘n’ Andy to a good portion of the programming on BET, that the country is going to try a black President on for size. Therefore, if Obama is going to be a real President, and not just The Man in blackface, then he has to be poked, prodded, and parodied just like everyone else.

But maybe the biggest lesson is the one for The New Yorker itself: that Americans are who we thought they were; we are in Kansas—still. One of the magazine’s famous covers shows Manhattan in half the picture, with the rest of the country taking up a quarter of the picture, and the rest of the world off in the distance. And that might sum up the editorial decision to run the cartoon. Funny?—check. Topical?—no question. Provocative?—just you wait. But at the end of the day, The New Yorker may have outsmarted itself. Its core readership is left of center and they care about the things that Obama cares about. But the cartoon may have the effect of encouraging Obama’s opponents to step up their mythmaking because they’ve been provided with “cover” by a respected liberal magazine.

And there’s the rub: for so long, progressives have been hamstrung by their own failure to understand that in politics, just because you win the argument, it doesn’t mean you win the argument. So, if they were going for a good Upper West Side chuckle then it is, as they say, “Mission Accomplished”. But if they’re also trying to influence the winds of change in society, they might have only succeeded in fanning the flames of a smoldering issue. With a war on, $5-a-gallon gas looming on the horizon, and an African American looking to be the next global pitch man for Brand America, to a lot of people, humor just isn’t as funny as it used to be.

David Swerdlick is a contributor to PopMatters and Creative Loafing, Charlotte’s independent weekly newspaper. His writing has appeared in AlterNet and The American Prospect.

We Shall Overcome…The Remix??

August 27th, 2007

posted with an attitude at 3:26pm

I’m starting to really wonder what the hell black people actually stand for nowadays. I’m reading about the activities outside the court at the Michael Vick hearing. As Mike is making his way to the courthouse, supporters are actually singing “We Shall Overcome.” I don’t know about y’all, whether you’re a black person reading this or whatever but I’m extremely disappointed and offended that ANYONE would dare to borrow that song for the purpose of showing support for an admitted felon. That song is synonomous with the Civil Rights Movement. A time when black people were fighting and dying for their rights and the rights of black people in the future. THEY overcame. THEY stood for something. THEY fought against dogs and water hoses.  THESE dumb asses are getting arrested for fighting dogs and rainin’ on hoes. It’s unfortunate that Mike has to go through this but he made the decision a while ago to get involved. And I will not, under any circumstances, condone him being supported the way Dr. Martin Luther King would’ve been supported when he was sent to jail. Mike hasn’t done anything to better the quality of life for me or any black people outside his family and the way his people are turning on him, I wonder exactly how supportive he was of them as well! I hope I don’t come across as a Vick hater but I’m a realist. Whether you feel he’s being unfairly treated or not, there’s no way he should be held in the same regard as the great black people who actually stood for something that we could all be proud of.

WORD


Atlanta Falcons: 2001 Draft Revisited

August 27th, 2007

posted at 1:58pm 

In 2001, the San Diego had the first pick of the NFL draft.  The consensus was that Michael Vick should be the first player drafted.  For reasons that seemed ludicrous (wow, despite the existence of the rapper ‘Ludacris’ I can still spell that word correctly!) the chargers traded this pick to the Atlanta Falcons for their 1st round pick (5th overall).  With this pick, San Diego drafted Ladanian Tomlinson and waited to draft a quarterback until the 2nd round, taking Drew Brees out of Perdue.   Ladanian is now the games best running back and on pace to break the all-time leading rushing record by the time he retires.  Drew Brees was mediocre with San Diego but due to draft position, were able to draft another QB to compete with Drew Brees, Phillip Rivers, who ended up taking Drew’s job.  Now, The Chargers have the best back in football, a quality quarterback, and were 2 games away from the Super Bowl last year.  The Falcons?  The guy who we all thought shoulda been the replacement for Vick all along, Matt Schaub, was traded to the Houston Texans and their starting passer is none other than…Joey Harrington.  WOW.  They’re essentially where they were in 2001. 

Nevermind Michael Vick’s current situation.  As a quarterback for Atlanta he has yet to impress on a consistent level, relying on his running instincts more than trusting his throwing ability.   I said as last season progressed that he was never going to be any better than he had shown in his career to that point.  He’s a great runner with a strong arm but was never going to become a guy who could stand in the pocket and deliver the ball on a regular basis.  I firmly believe that he was never going to be the total qb that everyone from Atlanta to Madison Ave. would have liked.  It’s unfortunate that he’s proving me right not by poor performance on the field but poor judgement off it. 

WORD

I HATE ROOKIES!!!

August 2nd, 2007

posted at 5:25pm 

Ok.  Not ALL of em.  Just the ones who catch amnesia upon being drafted.  I’m talkin’ NFL Rookies who do these interviews and talk about how it’s been a lifelong dream to play pro football.  How all they care about is being picked, no matter who picks em.  They just want to play.  Then as soon as he’s drafted, suddenely there’s an issue getting the player on the field because he and his agent have decided that the player’s unproven talent at the pro level is worth a franchise giving him a few million more than they planned to offer in guaranteed money on top of a nice-sized contract.  

The following list is the names of the first round draft picks who have yet to sign a contract:

 JaMarcus Russell QB, Raiders

Calvin Johnson WR, Lions

Levi Brown T, Cardinals

Darrelle Revis CB, Jets

Brady Quinn QB, Browns

Dwayne Bowe WR, Chiefs

Jon Beason LB, Panthers

Now, I don’t have insight as to how contract negotiations are settled but I don’t agree with the idea that a rookie can hold out of training camp if he doesn’t get the money he feels he deserves.  Shit!  You’re a rookie!  You deserve to have your rookie as kicked by the strongest veteran on the offensive line!  I mean…how do you endear yourself to a team when you won’t come to work in the heat of training camp because your money ain’t right?  The 7 names on the list are equally guilty as far as I’m concerned but Brady Quinn’s situation is somewhat interesting.  Here’s a guy from Ohio.  Grew up a Cleveland Browns fan, has pictures of himself as a child wearing a Browns t-shirt.  In the days leading up to the draft, I can’t count how many times I saw that damn picture.  Then comes draft day.  Not only did the Browns not select him with the #5 pick, going instead with an offensive lineman, but the Miami Dolphins, who picked 9th and needed a quarterback, picked Ted Ginn Jr.!  A return specialist with a partially broken foot!!  Now, a player who was projected to be drafted within the top 10 picks slips all the way to 22.  While all this is unfolding, the network cameras were on his face like a pair of nostrils.  There’s Brady, sittin’ with Mrs. Quinn-to-be, trying to look poised, knowing he was as embarassed as Ben Roethlisberger or Warren Sapp on their respective draft days.  Finally, the commissioner has to rescue him.  He offers to have Brady and family go watch the remainder of the draft in a private suite so they wouldn’t be forced to sit in front of the world and plummet deeper into the draft.   Another FINALLY when he’s drafted by none other than those same Cleveland Browns.  Suddenly, Brady Quinn is relieved!  He let’s out a huge breathe of air as he puts his Browns ballcap on, walks onstage, and shakes the Commissioner’s hand.  He got his boyhood wish.  He’s playing in the NFL, for his favorite team.  Who cares that he went 22nd instead of 5th?  He’s no longer a broke college student!  PROBLEM.  Brady feels that since he was projected to be drafted that he should be paid accordingly.  LOGIC?  I mean, come on, B. Quizzy! (my new nickname for him) You can’t seriously expect to be paid for where you were projected to be picked! Have we forgotten that it’s supposed to be a privelege to play in the League?  These cats treat it like a birth right. 

Now that the Raiders have signed Daunte Culpepper, wanna bet that JaMarcus signs a contract by the weekend?  I wonder if folks in the league still think Calvin Johnson represents a different breed of WR in the NFL.  A different breed would be a guy who tells his agent: ”Get me into camp as soon as possible” not the guy saying: “I’m not coming to camp unless I get more money as soon as possible.” 

It’s time for an NFL rookie cap.  PERIOD  If I was the commissioner, rookies wouldn’t get sh*t but a uniform and directions to training camp.  You’ll get a check when you show your team that you don’t suck.  It should be just like boot camp.  You don’t get paid in boot camp!  No traveler’s checks!  You get a small-ass allowance for liberty weekend and that’s it.  You get your big loot at the completion of camp.  That’s how I’d treat a rook.  You’ll get your money if you come out of camp looking like a pro.  Otherwise, you get the rookie base salary.  PERIOD, PERIOD. 

I have a prediction:  Of the 7 first rounders holding out, I’ll bet that 3 of them get injured before week 3.  It happens all the time.  Watch.

WORD

Dale Earnhardt: Just like MLK?

July 25th, 2007

posted at 10:49am 

This will be a short one.  I am currently watching a documentary about NASCAR and there talking about Dale Earnhardt and the impact of his death.  Monte Dutton compared his death to that of Hank Williams, Elvis Presley, and Martin Luther King, Jr.  I don’t mean any disrespect to the first two names mentioned despite they’re almost certain dislike for black people but that comparison is absolutely bullshit.  I don’t know if I should be cussing on my blog but that’s exactly how I feel.  Monte refers to Dale as one of the south’s great martyrs.  Huh?  If martyr means one who drives cars fast in a circle and wins lots of races…sure, he’s that!  But to compare a race car driver, and a couple of musicians to the legacy of Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. is ridiculous.  I’m assuming Hank Williams is a musician but I really don’t know. 

I’m no NASCAR fan but I do understand the impact Mr. Earnhardt had on the sport.  He helped popularize stock car racing.  I know he was a great racer.  Highly respected among fans and fellow racers.  But let’s be real about this.  Dr.  King’s legacy impacts all people.  He died fighting a cause.  Dale Earnhardt, Hank Williams, and Elvis Presley (LOL) have legacies but Dale died racing a car, Hank…I’d have to research his death and I’m not that interested, frankly.  Elvis died on the toilet…gone off pills.  Not exactly what I consider a noble way to die. 

I don’t solicite comments often but would someone please explain to me how a person can justifiably compare 3 entertainers to the man who’s almost solely responsible for leading the civil rights movement in this country.  LOL…pardon me.  The thought alone is laughable.  That’s like when T.O. compared his plight to that of Jesus because he was condemned by so many before his death.  Stupid is as stupid does…and says.  That’s what happens when you put a mic in some people’s face.  They think they actually have something to say.

WORD